Don’t like Halloween. Kids come to my door dressed as me. Black cats get scared if I cross their path. When I was a kid I told my parents we need to get a scary dummy to sit on the porch and hold the candy bowl. They liked the idea so they made me sit on the porch and hold the candy bowl. I had an uncle that on every Halloween, he would only refer to me as “Pumpkin Head”. We lived in a neighborhood with a lot of old people on fixed incomes. Who gives out Rolaids, suppositories and Fixodent? It’s was ok though. Used the Fixodent to build model cars. We used to go into the local shops and they always had something good for us. Except for the time we went into the Jewelry store. We were dressed as burglars and the owner did see so well. We spent the rest of the night in jail. The local sheriff didn’t think it was funny.
LOL -- you sound like a funny guy, but just be yourself, alright?
Oh dear, you are a funny guy, but stop trying so hard. Women like a kind, sensitive guy --- just saying....